dylanobylan: i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
Reblog if Billie Jean is not your lover
mjperv: michaelsbadpyt: peacelovemichael: xbitemeslowlyyx: She’s just a girl Who Claim’s That I Am The One. But The Kid Is Not My Son *kick spin, crotch grab*
idreamofadamlevine: This gif shall be my favorite reaction gif ever and it shall be mine. oh wait i have no idea where that one came from…
When my favorite song comes on
When I order delivery & it finally arrives
theperksof-sws: Me while watching Adam Levine during The Voice like why is he so attractive it hurts
holepsi: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE EUROVISION
kordova: suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like
fandom-monster: mybrainisallovertheplace: lorasueee082011: aplacecalledorange: I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now. JUST ALL THAT HE IS. I mean LOOK Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary. I just I’m going to miss this Who would have thought he hated...
When a person I dislike hugs me:
wimey: i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
Japanese~Random: Japanese Study factor →
japanese-random: I love you(r ass) / 君（の 穴）が好き / kimi (no ketsu) ga suki First name ：Don’t / 名前：な / namae : na last name ：Touch Me / 名字：ｵﾚにさわる / myouji : ore ni sawaru copy: pizza / コピー：ピザ / kopi- : piza paste: my mouth / 貼り付け：ｵﾚの口 / haritsuke : ore no kuchi 「頭が痛い / atama ga itai」= I have a headache. short…
Adam: I am stupid. I never said I was not.
Adam: Stop laughing! At least wait until it's your turn to make fun of me.
Jesus. Take. The. Wheel.
Adam: Hey, Blake! They say we have a bromance? Have you heard about that?
Blake: I have heard about it.
Adam: They say that. The public, at large, they say that. Is that true?
Blake: I'm very attracted to you. Yes.
Adam: Like, sexually?
Blake: Are y'all not attracted to Adam?
Adam: I'm attracted to you, Blake. Blake, you complete me.
Carson: It's a Brokeback moment here on Extra.
Adam & Blake: *Hug for all eternity*
Adam: I can't quit you!
thenaebyrd777: inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
epic-humor: cofeecigarettes: cj-twig: i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem basically you want to be a father this is the most accurate thing i ever read
inzayned: when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
東方神起: I am kindergarten teacher.Today a little and... →
back-to-five: I am kindergarten teacher. Today a little and beautiful two year old baby girl was running around, afraid that her fall and get hurt, I put her on my lap, but because she wanted to keep running, she began to cry. Whimpering she said “Gaaaaabriel…..” and held out her little arms in the direction…
When you're dancing alone in your room with the...
lizthefangirl: malec-lightwood: alldaymayday: samyulle: don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it EVERY. SINGLE. BOOK. EVERY.SINGLE. CHAPTER. EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.